( º ▌░ ✗ &. –  i'm a paradox. i want to be happy, but i think of things that make me sad. i'm lazy, yet ambitious. i don't like myself, but i also love who i am. i say i don't care, but i really do. i crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. i'm a conflicted contradiction. if i can't figure myself out, there's no way anyone else has.
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Cheesy Pick Up lines meme


  • "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together."
  • "I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
  • "You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry."
  • "I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?"
  • "You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!"
  • "I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it."
  • "I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world."
  • "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
  • "I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?"
  • "You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"
  • "Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!"
  • "Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."
  • "If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you."
  • "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
  • "If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
  • "Something is wrong with my phone...it's just that your numbers not in it."
  • "If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."
  • " Is your name google? Cause you've got everything I'm looking for."
  • "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
  • "Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?"
  • "Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you."
  • "Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?"
  • "Can I give you a kiss? I promise I'll give you it back."
  • "Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."
  • "There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you."
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